· 7 October 2011
The Awkward Moment When You're About To Hug Someone Sexy As Hell Then You Hit The Mirror :)
· 21 October 2011
Ok everyone gather round and let me paint you a word picture. Once upon a time a awesome person let’s call her Bridie, woke up and decided to take a pee as she did so her alarm started to get go off and getting louder very quickly. So she ran from the toilet. Suddenly she slipped on carpet. She fell arse over tit and screamed a mighty ow! Then as she rose a wild box appeared and tripped her a second time, but undefeated she continued to journey the 3 steps to her room and triumphantly switched off her alarm.
· 23 December 2011
All My Life I Wanted A Baby And I Dreamed Of Calling It Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 ...... But Apparently Its Illegal :(
· 8 February
Has spun in to a mild depression, because of her parents insistence on putting jaffa cakes in the biscuit jar, even though they are a cake.
· 12 February
CHANDLER WATCHES SHARK PORN!!
· 19 February
Love it when I'm meant to die 15 minutes ago, from not passing on chain mail. To be honest it might be better if a crazy girl that was murdered by her dad in 2001 did come to my house and take my face off with the same knife that killed her, because then I would have a reason for not doing all the work I left to the last minute again.
· 15 December 2011
Walking to college and feeling like im forgetting something then I realise I wasnt breathing.
· 7 October 2011
Sooooo........ Apparently Its Too Early To Blast For Christmas Songs From My Laptop :/
· 7 October 2011
This bitch at the station better stop looking at me.
· 9 July 2011
Just Fell Down The Stairs :(
· 29 June 2011
Is Really In The Mood For Jelly Tots.
· 11 June 2011
The Word 'Glad' Sounds Really Weird. I Swear it’s Not Even A Word, I Think I've Said It Too Many Times: /
GLAD, G-L-A-D, glad,
GGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD.
· 18 May 2011
The Best Thing About My Exams Being Over Is Now I Don’t Have The Guilt Of Not Revising While Im Busy Doing Nothing :)
· 30 April 2011
Confused At Why My Laptop Downloading Something Is Now At 105%
· 9 March 2011
does anyone know that song that goes ba ba ba baba bada ba ba ba baba ? i have it stuck in my head and i want to know what its called
· 22 February 2011
Just drank mold lumps thats the last time I drink straight from the carton :-(
· 6 February 2011
Seriously Reconsidering My Plans To Move To America When I’m Older (they don’t have ribena or marmite apparently)
· 31 January 2011
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
· 25 January 2011
Just went past a dentist called a dental laboratory doubt I will be going there.
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